The Top 10 Reasons Why You Might Not Want to Date a Dermatologist
- The highest compliment you’ll ever get about your skin is, “I can help with that.”
- You’ll fully understand the phrase “woefully inadequate” after your share your sun protection regimen.
- You don’t want an SPF monogram on your bathrobe.
- Your favorite local diner, Mo’s, is no longer an option.
- Botox parties never serve decent hors d’oeuvres.
- Their nightly skincare routine might interfere with your sex life.
- A sunburn is grounds for a talk about where the relationship is going.
- You actually want a few frown lines on your face at your funeral.
- Your kids might ask, “Why do everybody else’s parents look so much older than you?”
- All the snacks in your kitchen cabinets will be replaced by Retin-A and topical steroids.