Here are the top 10 reasons why medicine may not be right the career for you.
According to Comedian, Bernie Spier MD.
10. You don’t look good in white.
9. Your concept of delayed gratification is not skipping the foreplay in the bedroom.
8. When friends call you a healer they’re referring to your speedy recovery from facial tattooing.
7. Your empathy skills equal your parallel parking skills, and you don’t drive.
6. You think the hippocampus is a university for fat jungle animals.
5. Sleep deprivation to you means getting less than 10 hours.
4. You faint at the sight of ketchup.
3. Discipline means refusing your 10th kamikaze shot.
2. The guiding principle in your life is “I only fly private.”
- You think Jefferey Dahmer would have made a great surgeon general.