The Top Ten Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Date a Surgeon

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The Top Ten Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Date a Surgeon

10) You don’t ever want questions about your bowel habits to sound as natural as “Honey, can you pass the salt?”

9)  When they cut up a steak, it looks like they’re still trying to save the animal.

8) After a night out drinking, you’ll wake up connected to an IV drip when all you wanted was a glass of water.

7) Their ego takes up more closet space than Imelda Marcos’s shoe collection.

6) They might break up with you if you hand them kitchen utensils the wrong way. 

5)  If your kidney winds up on the black market,  you can’t afford to buy it back.

4) Part of your own home will probably get converted into a “Surgeon’s Only” lounge.

3)  The morning after an argument, you’ll wake up and count all your fingers and toes.

2) Scrubwear makes a lousy Valentine’s day present.

1) Donald Trump won’t seem like that big of a narcissist anymore.

Submitted by Eric Dessner MD

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January 23, 2023 5:43 pm

I lost it at number 3🤣🤣

January 14, 2023 1:27 pm

Real Top 10 reasons not to date a surgeon (written not by a surgeon): 10) Speed dating has new meaning since you’ll only be seeing him for 10 minutes before he gets paged back to the hospital 9) He invites you “home” for the first time and it’s the hospital call room 8) Your friends believe you’ve just hired an actor as a super part-time side gig pretending to be your boyfriend “the surgeon” 7)… Read more »

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