The Top Ten Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Date a Surgeon
10) You don’t ever want questions about your bowel habits to sound as natural as “Honey, can you pass the salt?”
9) When they cut up a steak, it looks like they’re still trying to save the animal.
8) After a night out drinking, you’ll wake up connected to an IV drip when all you wanted was a glass of water.
7) Their ego takes up more closet space than Imelda Marcos’s shoe collection.
6) They might break up with you if you hand them kitchen utensils the wrong way.
5) If your kidney winds up on the black market, you can’t afford to buy it back.
4) Part of your own home will probably get converted into a “Surgeon’s Only” lounge.
3) The morning after an argument, you’ll wake up and count all your fingers and toes.
2) Scrubwear makes a lousy Valentine’s day present.
1) Donald Trump won’t seem like that big of a narcissist anymore.
Submitted by Eric Dessner MD